FATAL

[The Silent Watcher]

I'm certain at least one of you has heard of this game.

I read 25 pages of a discussion on it on TVTropes, and for some godforsaken reason, I feel like making a character to see how it ends up.

Ehm...this won't end well.

Shall I?

Y/N

[The Dark King]

No, what are you talking about?

[Blackstar88]

Sorry not familier with that game but you can add if you want to

[The Silent Watcher]

It's a tabletop RPG.

There's a roll for anal circumference.

This roll can end up negative.

That is all.

[The Dark King]

How did you find out about this, and why were you looking for it? This is even weirder than Saints Row the Third. And that is nearly impossible.

[The Silent Watcher]

Various posts on TVTropes.

Ever heard of a wiki walk?

EDIT: To clarify, on various tropes, I kept finding FATAL being referenced, and how terrible it was.

So I tried to find a discussion on it, and...

[BAM Blind And Mad]

so basicly what your saying is that because you look at random shit you found other random shit. good to know.

[The Dark King]

O_o, even listening to you describe it make me want to bury it in the ground.

[The Silent Watcher]

So, apparently, not only is there a gameplay mechanic for sex, you have to solve quadratic equations for it.

...I'm not sure which is worse.

[The Dark King]

Only two words can describe that: da f&$*?

[The Silent Watcher]

Exactly.

While the game system is obviously shit, I've heard that if you take the sourcebook and read it, not as a rule system, but as a horror story...

[The Dark King]

A horror story? Make that reading Lovecraft at midnight after watching Scream, The Exorcist, and The Brothers Grimm, in a pitch black room with no other sound, during a thunderstorm, after drinking 200 cups of coffee. Try to unclench your nerves after that one.

[The Silent Watcher]

You make it sound entertaining.

Except for the 200 cups of coffee.

How are you supposed to read something in a pitch black room?

[The Dark King]

Coffee does make some people twitchy. Imagine someone who is easily scared trying to read Lovecraft while hyper. Need I say more?

[Blackstar88]

Why are people still posting about this

[BAM Blind And Mad]

because we can

[Megaprr]

for the good of all of us

[BAM Blind And Mad]

we shall stop the...

[The Dark King]

Because the game hasn't started yet, and this is a topic where the subject matter is weirder than everything else on the forum.

[Megaprr]

you didnt continue the song......... sad megaprr is sad

[The Dark King]

You mad bro?

http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/70/db/70db4f_1091984.jpg

[The Silent Watcher]

I can't believe I'm saying Get Back On Topic in the Offtopic section, let alone a FATAL thread.

[BAM Blind And Mad]

and that is exactly why you said it

[The Dark King]

Should we just lock the topic? Its done with for now, and this is getting tedious anyways.

[The Silent Watcher]

But we haven't even gotten to the bad part of FATAL.

Yeah, what I told you about is just the well-known part.

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